(Source: alanlemon)

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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(Source: 9gagyourself)

I love days like this where I look like complete shit and people don’t recognize me like hallelujah I’m so glad that I’m ugly enough today that I can avoid social contact this is perfff

allthingslinguistic:

wuglife:

Heads up, tumblinguists who are also redditors! Famous sociolinguist Walt Wolfram will be giving an AMA (“ask me anything”) next Wednesday! Spread the word!

Here’s the link to the AMA, which should be starting in about half an hour (10am Eastern time). 

allthingslinguistic:

wuglife:

Heads up, tumblinguists who are also redditors! Famous sociolinguist Walt Wolfram will be giving an AMA (“ask me anything”) next Wednesday! Spread the word!

Here’s the link to the AMA, which should be starting in about half an hour (10am Eastern time). 

game of thrones meme ✭ (1/5) houses → house lannister

"You are a lion, my son, you mustn’t be afraid. For one day all the beasts will bow to you, you’ll be king. All the stags will bow, all the wolves will bow. The bears in the north, and the foxes of the south. All the birds in the sky and the beasts in the sea. They will all come to you, little lion, to rest a crown upon your head."

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

(Source: thefergiefergs)

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew)

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

ruinedchildhood:

when mom says dinners ready

ruinedchildhood:

when mom says dinners ready

(Source: vinebox)

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(Source: memewhore)

givemeamountain:

You’re actually my best friend in the entire world.  You’re my wife and my soulmate.  And you’re really hot, so of course we fit together.
I love you forever and I like you when you don’t fall asleep during my asthma attacks.
Wifey for Lifey <3

I LOVE YOU TOO BUT THE ASTHMA THING WAS ONE TIME

givemeamountain:

You’re actually my best friend in the entire world.  You’re my wife and my soulmate.  And you’re really hot, so of course we fit together.

I love you forever and I like you when you don’t fall asleep during my asthma attacks.

Wifey for Lifey <3

I LOVE YOU TOO BUT THE ASTHMA THING WAS ONE TIME