deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

(Source: angryblackman)

veinsareamaptoyourheart:

Hey, so stop your scrolling for a bit

think about baby bunnies, and how they actually exist.

Like, they’re just little balls of fluff? 

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with tiny, itty-bitty noses and whiskers,

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and little precious paws.

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they can have ears that are soft and droopy,

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they can have ears that perky and fluffy,

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or they can have both!

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Some are so small they can fit in your hand

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and most like to snuggle

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You can go back to scrolling now.

Sometimes life is just a bit better with baby bunnies.

(Source: courierkiki)

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

(Source: twitter.com)

(Source: bo-burnhum)

robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

(Source: )

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids)

vinebox:

"Toys R Us got me fucked up"

Things I want for my birthday:

  • flowers
  • the destruction of the patriarchy
  • cash
  • alcohol

I always knew I hated Newark but I hate it more and more each time I come back from New Jersey

“So what if I’m wandless? I’ll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT.”
James Potter’s last words probably (via its-a-punundrum)

briansella:

This is getting out of hand

(Source: barfpop)